Phlebotomist

Phlebotomists spend their whole shift hunting veins, one draw after another, often with patients who'd rather be anywhere else. It's detail work that a lot of nurses cut their teeth on before moving further into the field.

This collection's shirts, mugs, and stickers are built for that specific gallows humor: mosquito jokes, "I get paid to stab people," and the phlebotomist-to-RN pipeline. A great pick for Nurses Week, a lab team gift, or a phlebotomy-to-nursing graduation. Free shipping over $75, 30-day returns.