Phlebotomist
Phlebotomists spend their whole shift hunting veins, one draw after another, often with patients who'd rather be anywhere else. It's detail work that a lot of nurses cut their teeth on before moving further into the field.
LOL Nurse's phlebotomist shirts, mugs, and stickers are built for that specific gallows humor: mosquito jokes, "I get paid to stab people," and the phlebotomist-to-RN pipeline. A great pick for Nurses Week, a lab team gift, or a phlebotomy-to-nursing graduation. 30-day replacement or refund for damaged or defective items.
Read the story behind one of our best-known designs in I Get Paid to Stab People, or see where phlebotomists fit among about 60 roles in the LOL Nurse guide to nurse specialties. Related units: ER nurse gifts and dialysis nurse gifts.
Butterflies Have Spines of Steel Nurse Mug | Inspirational Nurse Gift
$15.99
Neon Mosquito Phlebotomist Notebook | Funny Phlebotomy Gift
$17.99
Professional Vampire PhleBATomist Phlebotomist Sticker | Funny Phlebotomy Sticker
$3.99
I Get Paid to STAB People Sticker – Funny Nurse Sticker
$3.99
Neon Mosquito Phlebotomist Shirt | Funny Phlebotomy T-Shirt
$29.99
I Get Paid to Stab People Nurse Notebook | Funny IV Nurse and Phlebotomist Gift
$17.99
I Get Paid to Stab People Nurse Mug | Funny IV Nurse Gift
$15.99
Neon Mosquito Phlebotomist Sticker | Funny Phlebotomy Sticker
$3.99
Butterflies Have Spines of Steel Nurse Sticker | Inspirational RN Sticker
$3.99
Mosquito With a Badge Phlebotomy Sticker
$3.99
I'm Basically a Mosquito With a Badge Phlebotomist Mug | Funny Phlebotomy Gift
$15.99
Professional Vampire PhleBATomist Phlebotomist Mug | Funny Phlebotomy Gift
$15.99
Today's Phlebotomist Tomorrow's RN Sticker | Nursing Student Gift
$3.99
Mosquitoes Will Work for Food I Work for a Living Phlebotomist Sticker
$3.99