Intake
Heart rate: elevated
Patience: maintained
Sense of humor: fully intact
Chief Complaint: civilian seeking design translation in order to make informed gift-giving decision.
If you're buying for a nurse, but don't really get nurse humor, then stick around. This is where the inside jokes get translated. Each design gets its own chart. If you are a nurse, then you already know exactly why it's funny. But you can still flip through and enjoy the diagnoses.
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Unapologetic Warrior
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Tiny Human Handler
Best fit for Pediatrics, NICU, and School Nursing.
I Get Paid to Stab People
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