I Get Paid to Stab People T-Shirt

This t-shirt features "I Get Paid to Stab People" alongside a syringe graphic, the deadpan phlebotomy/IV joke that never stops landing. Made for nurses, phlebotomists, and IV/blood-draw pros, it's built to get an actual laugh, not just get set on a shelf.

Unisex Gildan Softstyle tee in a soft, lightweight cotton blend, sizes S through 2XL. No side seams, reinforced shoulders, and a ribbed collar that holds its shape wash after wash.